It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet
What does white castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
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Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset, she said itβs to small, so thatβs all, but later that day, he wanted to say, every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lieing, she started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all, everyone said, fly away big chunky balls.
why do priests perform baptisms, so they can see children wet
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said "I inherited a watering hole." Bewildered I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?" "I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Why didn't the squirrel wanna go swimming because he didnt wanna get his nuts wet
What did they call Hitler when he swam? Adolfin.
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What's yellow and cant swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.
I want to do uranus (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
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What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What happens to teeth when they go it water
bro I dunno they get wet?
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