Wet jokes

It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"

Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!

Why is a wet pavement like playing music?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?

They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.

Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.

My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."

Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"

"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."

She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.

Why didn't the squirrel want to go swimming? Because he didn't want to get his nuts wet!

What did they call Hitler when he swam?

Adolfin.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?

Wet 6-year-old balls.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of screaming children.

Me and Jesus are really close; he even turns the light on for me when I go pee in the middle of the night. Well, that is what I thought until the fridge was wet.

I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)

Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!

What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses.

What happens to teeth when they go in water?

Bro, I dunno, they get wet?