Wet jokes
I want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head.
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
What did Jim say to Jeff? "I killed your ham."
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day.
Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first.
Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am.
Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet.
Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you.
Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you.
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down.
Most restaurants are closed at night, but your legs aren’t.
I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out.
Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight.
Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall.
I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately, but I hope it’s you.
Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream.
Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you.
Do you sing in the shower? Because if so, I need a private ticket of your concert.
Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between.
Are you a blanket? Because you’re on top of me every night.
Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7.
Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream.
I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not.
Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down.
Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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