Attended my bosses funeral to pay my respect, on my way out I leant over his casket and whispered lightly.....'Well look whos thinking Outside the box now'.....
is there a really annoying girl at your school and she so fake well say this...
me:hey i have a nickname for you her:really what ? me sweet-in-low her:why ? me:becuase your artificial
Why can't you get water in the North Pole? Because there is no well
what's the difference between jesus and a painting of him? well, it only takes one nail
We cant go over it, we cant go under it, Oh no well have to go through it
Try to make a joke. But not about yourself. Well I have nothing
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Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home", they only had one option
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Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life well I'm on this app 24/7 so do I have no point in life 24/7 or am I just weird and unwanted?
planes shouldn't have free wifi. why? because the last time they had free wifi, well here's what happened... on september eleventh 2001, (children scream)
A man and a child walk into a forest. The kid says "um sir its getting dark and i'm getting kinda scared". The man says "yeah well think how I feel I have to walk back out alone.
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy Daisy Duck Daisy Wells Daisy Dove Bloom
Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??
what the twin tower and a bad joke has in common? They never land well.
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What's the difference between me and cancer? Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
Ms Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that. Little Johnny: Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
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Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
