Well jokes

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.

Is your tap water running well?

Beta, go catch it!

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!

"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?

Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.

Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?

Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.

Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.

Teacher: He did not.

Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.

Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.

Suzy: Then you can ask him.

You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?

Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?

You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"

Well, Germany lost twice.

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?

Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽

Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

What do you call a kid who sings well?

Melodic Minor.

What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?

Well, they weren’t always orphans.