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The Four Daisies

shizushizu
3 years ago ·
  • The four Daisies:

    Princess Daisy

    Daisy Duck

    Daisy Wells

    Daisy Dove Bloom

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    Okay, so listen up, slowpoke. The joke lists four "Daisies," which are actually characters or people with the name Daisy. It's kinda funny because it's just a random list of Daisies. You are probably named daisy too, right?

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  • MMerry Pigeon
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