Well jokes

A man and a child walk into a forest.

The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."

The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."

Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"

Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”

Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”

Chef: “Why thank you.”

Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”

Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”

You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.

Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.

But at least lemonade came out!

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

The four Daisies:

Princess Daisy

Daisy Duck

Daisy Wells

Daisy Dove Bloom

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"

Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!

I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?

No?

Well neither did she.

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

Dad: Johnny, Johnny?

Johnny: Yes, Papa.

Dad: Getting women?

Johnny: Yes, Papa.

Dad: Telling lies?

Johnny: No, Papa.

Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.

If someone says nobody asked, you could say, "Well, nobody asked for you to talk!"

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.

Abandon ship!

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.