Weight jokes
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
Community talk
ima clock mrs fritzler dude. like sit your fattass down. don't give me that stank ass test mrs pizler. stupid hoe maybe go run a mile instead of giving me homework equivilent to your body weight. fattass. your hairline is more fucked up than the kid in a mental hospital fattass. i could see that 250 chin from a fucking plane 30000 feet in the hair. instead of giving me a lecture stop eating fucking mcdonalds. intead … Read more
Hello. I’m the owner of Tesla, SpaceX, The Boring Company, and a lot more. I’m also the owner of Twitter. I’m also the soon-to-be ruler of Mars. I’m the smartest person in the world, and I’m also a real-life Tony Stark. And, by far, the most handsome man alive. At least 20x better looking than Brad Pitt or George Clooney. And at least 500x better looking than Leonardo DiCaprio. All that being said... I still wish I w… Read more
CHAT DID NICKACADO AVACADO ACUALLY LOSE WEIGHT? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkGjoRPpWqA&t=1135s