Elon's Grand Introduction

Hello. I’m the owner of Tesla, SpaceX, The Boring Company, and a lot more. I’m also the owner of Twitter. I’m also the soon-to-be ruler of Mars. I’m the smartest person in the world, and I’m also a real-life Tony Stark. And, by far, the most handsome man alive. At least 20x better looking than Brad Pitt or George Clooney. And at least 500x better looking than Leonardo DiCaprio. All that being said... I still wish I was as wealthy as Jeff Bezos. But, oh well. At least I’m way cooler than him. Also, I have the same height, weight, and build as an action figure. And, my car company Tesla makes the most efficient cars in the world, even better than your Prius, or Yaris. Oh, and don’t get me started on SpaceX. It’s like NASA, except it actually works. And The Boring Company is gonna dig holes under your house, just because I can. Plus, I also have another company, Neuralink, that’s gonna hook the internet directly into your brain. So, as you can see, I truly am an evil genius.