Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Yo Mama's Trip to Uranus
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod! The joke is about your mom being super obese. Like, so huge that NASA, you know, the space people, used her big ol' belly as a trampoline to bounce all the way to Uranus. Uranus is a planet, genius! It's funny because it's an exaggeration of your mom's weight, implying she's heavier than she actually is, which is probably still pretty heavy. And BTW, you need to shower.
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That is being rude not funny.
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Stupid Joke
Don’t get it
Oh my god like anyone cares about names
Get a fucking humor
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Yo mama so fat that she went to ShopRite, tripped over Stop&Shop, stumbled over Walgreens, bounced over JCPenney, rolled over Macy's, and landed on Target.
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Yo mama so fat that she can't even jump to a conclusion.
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Yo mama so fat that not even Dora has time to explore her.
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Yo mama so fat that she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
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Yo mamas breath smells so bad that when she walked by a clock it said "Tic Tac."
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Yo mamas teeth are so bad that the dentist sent her to the city roads repair department.
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Yo mama so fat that her asshole was a black hole.