Weight jokes
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Arden is so fat!
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."