Weight jokes

I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

Your mom is fat.

Oooo, roasted!

Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.

Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!

Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?

Kill her afterwards.

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.

What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?

"I miss you."