Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Arden is so fat!
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
