Weight jokes
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.
I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET.I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT!!.
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
Arden is so fat!
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.