Weight jokes

Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?

So he doesn't roll back down!

Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.

Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.

Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

A: A pool table.

I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

Your mom is fat.

Oooo, roasted!

Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.

Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!

Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?

Kill her afterwards.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.