Weight jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.

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Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

Your mom is fat.

Oooo, roasted!

Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.

Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!

Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!

Arden is so fat!

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?

"I miss you."

My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?

Kill her afterwards.

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH