Weight jokes
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
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Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
Arden is so fat!
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.