Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
if ur fat and transgender, then would you be considered transfat?
Why I can’t be skinny? i hurt myself for fatting.-jenny
hello please i want gaain wait-jenny year later
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the MIC and picked up WEIGHTS
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Yo mama so fat the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone no
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life
Oh tissue, tender and so pure Absorbing pain, a whispered cure Each tear that falls, you gently hold A conduit for the stories untold
In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain
But madden, oh how you disrupt In your chaos, emotions erupt You twist and tangle, hearts collide Leaving us lost, unable to decide
Yet even in your tangled mess You bring forth growth, a rare finesse For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day
So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned Through tears and anger, joy and fears We find strength, as life perseveres
Short and sweet, this tale of strife Unraveling souls, seeking life Madden, because tissue, we may be But we'll rise above, forever free
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
