When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
if ur fat and transgender, then would you be considered transfat?
Why I canโt be skinny? i hurt myself for fatting.-jenny
hello please i want gaain wait-jenny year later
Na don't be mean to fat people oh wait never mind they can handle the weight
Why are people in Japan so thin? Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the MIC and picked up WEIGHTS
Yo mama so fat the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone no
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train it said weight limit passed everyone get off
Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life
Oh tissue, tender and so pure Absorbing pain, a whispered cure Each tear that falls, you gently hold A conduit for the stories untold
In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain
But madden, oh how you disrupt In your chaos, emotions erupt You twist and tangle, hearts collide Leaving us lost, unable to decide
Yet even in your tangled mess You bring forth growth, a rare finesse For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day
So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned Through tears and anger, joy and fears We find strength, as life perseveres
Short and sweet, this tale of strife Unraveling souls, seeking life Madden, because tissue, we may be But we'll rise above, forever free
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around, that they offered a standing bet of one thousand dollars that their bartender can squeeze a lemon dry until all the juice ran into a glass, and anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried but failed. Over time Weight Lifters, Lumberjacks, men in the Army, and Etc. But still, nobody could do it. One day, a scrawny little man came in wearing thick glasses and a cheap suit and said in a tiny squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet". After the laughter had died down the bartender said "okay" and he grabbed a lemon and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the Rhine to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to Total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the one thousand dollars and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack a weight lifter or what?". The man simply replied, "I work for the IRS".
Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
My girlfriend told me sheโs sad because sheโs put on a bit of weight I told her to keep her chins up
yo mama so fat when she decides to workout the stock market goes bankrupt
Wife, I look fat can you compliment me. blind husband says you have perfect eyesight
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
White girl : So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight? Me holding a rock of meth : YES!!!
