Weight

Weight Jokes

Anorexic

Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.

Fat People

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.

Trans

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Wait

Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny

Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

People

Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

Mama

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Fat Man

Why are people in Japan so thin?

Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.

Race

My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.

Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

Rapper

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!