Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the MIC and picked up WEIGHTS
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Yo mama so fat the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone no
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
