Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
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Explanation
This is a classic "yo mama" joke, playing on the hyperbole of someone being so fat they can alter the features on a coin. George Washington is on a U.S. quarter, and the joke exaggerates how fat yo mama is.
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I want a Red Nose Day joke not a Washington DC joke