Weight jokes

You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.