Weight jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Arden is so fat!
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋