Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
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Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.
