Weight jokes

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.

You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!