Weight jokes

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.

Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.