Weight jokes
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
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Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!