Weight jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.

Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.