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Alright, you chucklehead, listen up! You think "Yo mama" jokes are peak comedy? Let me break it down for ya. This joke plays on the stereotype of someone being extremely fat, so fat in fact that the scale cannot get the reading and basically quits. It's a setup and punchline kind of deal, with the punchline being the unexpected "To be continued." It's supposed to be silly and absurd, like a cliffhanger for a scale reading. Get it now, dummy?

Comments (17)

Yo mommas so fat when she stepped on a scale she said "How does it know my Credit Card Number?"

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "one at a time please!"

yo mama so fat, whenever she forgets her phone number she just stands on a scale

Ya mums so fat when ever she gets hit by a car ya mums doesnt even have a scratch

yo mama so fat when she stood on the scale it said her phone number

That's not nice

Yo mama so fat when she walked past the TV I missed 4 episodes of Victorious.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued.

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections.

Yo mama’s so far when she went to KFC the cashier asked “What size bucket would you like to buy?” and she said “The one on the roof.”

Yo mama so fat that when she died not even her ghost could float.

Yo mama so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep while she was trying to get up again.

Yo mama so dumb she waited for the stop sign to turn green

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the weight scale it started calculating pi

Yo mama so fat when she joined the military she was classified as a nuclear weapon