What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
A pool table.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod. You thought it was gonna be somethin' small and harmless, right? Like a lil' ol' caterpillar or somethin'. BAM! It's a freakin' pool table. Unexpected, heavy, and game over if it lands on your dumb noggin. Get it now, genius?