Weight jokes
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
I'm not fat!!
I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!