Weight jokes
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
My sis a fat cow.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.