Weight jokes

Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

Arden is so fat!

What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?

"I miss you."

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.

You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.

Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?

Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.

Fat: Dang...

Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.

I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.