Weight jokes

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.

I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.

My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?

Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.

Fat: Dang...

Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.

Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

I'm a fat cow.

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.

Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL

Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!