Weight jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.

You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.

I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.

My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?

Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.

Fat: Dang...

Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.

I'm a fat cow.

Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.