Weight jokes

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Arden is so fat!

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?

Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.

Fat: Dang...

Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.

I'm a fat cow.

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.

Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL

Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!

Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!