Weight jokes

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?

Kill her afterwards.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.

Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?

Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.

Fat: Dang...

Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.