Weapon jokes
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
True as fuck
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win