Weapon jokes
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Memes
Sharpness V belt
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."