Weapon jokes
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Memes
Sharpness V belt
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*