Weapon jokes
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.