Weapon jokes
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
True as fuck
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.