Fighter Jet jokes

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?

An escort.

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?

Because homing missiles don’t work on them.

Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.

Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.

Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?

Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.