Fighter Jet jokes

What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?

An escort.

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?

Because homing missiles don’t work on them.

Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?

Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing.