Fighter Jet jokes

What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?

An escort.

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?

Because homing missiles don’t work on them.

Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?

Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.