Fighter Jet jokes

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?

Because homing missiles don’t work on them.

Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?

Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?

An escort.