You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower
Are you my fish because your supposed to be dead
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the oceans bottom
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow
A Holy Cow
[god creating a jellyfish] God: how about an evil bag
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun but at the end I ran out of oxygen. It was a breathtaking experience.
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach
it waved
what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming..........a blood bath...bud um pst
2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's my water
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a viagra, Jill was drunk fell to her knee, Jack had his chance did Jill till 3
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool
-a baby with flat armbands-
One day a cow ate a fish
what came out the other side?
A dead fish.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common? A: Fu@king close to water!
Q:What did the ocean say to the boy? A:Nothing!Oceans don ́t talk silly!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
How do fish get high? Bc they eat seaweed
