Water jokes

Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!

Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"

Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?

I heard it was because of pier pressure.

Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."

Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?

Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?

"Because his dad never brought the milk."

Fishermen are the best at networking.

How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.

Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher. What?

Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.

Teacher. Why water?

Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pal of water. Me: incorrect, two pals of water, one to refresh from running up a hill and the one you went to get. I’m sick af from these stories.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Why did the octopus cross the road?

To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙

There was a race between Lettuce, a faucet, and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running, and the ketchup was trying to ketchup.

Why do dolphins live in salt water?

Because pepper water would make them sneeze!

I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?

Osmoses.

What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?

A cherry float.

If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.