Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
Salt in Battery
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead! You thought this was just a regular text? No, no, no. It's a pun! See, "assault" and "salt" sound similar, and "battery" can refer to a physical assault, but in this case it's because the phone was in the salt water. You are too dumb to understand this on your own, clearly.
Comments (1)
Bo
Umm it's supposed to be he not the