I went to the Dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and your wet.
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
The W in Africa stands for water.
[god creating a jellyfish] God: how about an evil bag
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the oceans bottom
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar , '13 pints of water please' he says to the barman 'Oh fuck not you again' barman replies 'You boys are about to see something real special' says Jesus
2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you Jesus for creating holy water
Roses are red Get on the ground gimme your stuff get ready to drown.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said "I inherited a watering hole." Bewildered I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?" "I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
if you want kfc poor water on a poor person outside our resterant and film it
what is eligal in aferca what water guns
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower
Are you my fish because your supposed to be dead
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun but at the end I ran out of oxygen. It was a breathtaking experience.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
what would happen if a dam broke when you are on it? You would be dam unlucky
