What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water
An H2hoe
Whats the difference between the titanic and georgie from 'It'.Georgie floated
What did the chef on the titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes- "oh no the sink sank!"
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____
It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
TV:Water found on Mars..... Mars:1 Africa:0
I could never fall out a boat because I've already fallen for you.
My friend says. You should try Oreos with water. Me no. Because my dad actually came back with the milf
Why does a orphan go to a sewer So it can wash up
why did the white girl come back from african
because they was no water for her to drink i'm black
Why dose a emo wish they were a fish
Because there under water
you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean
"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic ocean? Yeah it went on and on.
What do you call a white bucket a Pail
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
