why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain "Quick," lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant I asked the waiter "People under 12 eat free right" the water confirmed that yes people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "but I'm 13.
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? β Because his dad never brought the milk.β
Fisherman are the best at networking.
what do the titanic and the sixth sense have in common
icy dead people
2 Scientists walk into a bar, the first one asks for a glass of H2O, the second one asks for a glass of H2O too, the second one dies, why?
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pal of water. Me: incorrect two pals of water one to refresh from running up a hill and the one you went to get Iβm sick af from these stories
A wild Iceberg appears. Go titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt The attack misses Titanic Faints
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13 foot deep pool.
There was a race between Lettuce a faucet and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running and the ketchup was trying to ketchup
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was to shallow
why does a orphan use water for his cereal? He is waiting for his dad with the milk
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there little Frankey
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
