water

what do you call a old snowman answer water

Your momma so fat when she asked for a water bed . she go t a concrete bed.

what do you get when you mix an apple with water… applesauce wait do not leave yet if you are still reading this you have been rekt ha ha at least im still laughing.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

How do you make Holy Water?- Get regular water and boil the devil out of it.

Have you ever had African water??

Neither have they

What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish? This taste a little funny.

two people were on a boat they were a float on WaTeR!!!

pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT ITS GONNA BLOW

A 6 year old girl decides to get baptized, she walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her In the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl was drowned and died… later on when the pastor was better and thrown in jail. All he had to say to the mortified family was “well, at least she’s in heaven!”

what do you call fallen water a waterfall

I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats and I’m like “Water you talking about” =3

How do you make holy water?

You take it to church ⛪️

What happens when water loses its bottom jaw? It had a hurt o-chin(Ocean)!

Mom-go water the plants. Me-buts it’s raining outside. Mom-go grab the umbrella. Me-what???

what happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking? he says oh fuck fuck fuck

I SET FIYA TO THE RAIN! wait no that aint possible what… I EVAPORATED THE RAIN!

your momma so fat a whale said hello mom

The priest wantes the little boy to touch his cross the boy said its hard then it shot out holy water and the priest said come again and taste the second cumming of jesus lmao

So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn’t a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.

only fortnite players will get it. where do you get salt water? salty springs

Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same. The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and isists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair’s getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!

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