Q:why doesn’t a skeleton mother drink water? A:because it gives her more work!

Why did the guy get the hose

Because the girl was smoking hot

my water was leaking, so i used flex tape. now i don’t know where to shower

How water say hi

It waves

What did the fish say when he got to the dam? Dam water. Dam!

How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it’s not real and it doesn’t exist because it’s not real). Get?

Why was wet scared of water. because he was the water

So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn’t a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

How many oz. of water does it take to screw a light bulb.

None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?

Jay and Andrew, are best friends whom are almost alike, the difference between them both is Jay is poor and well…Andrew on the other hand is suck-a-dick-poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes-up in his room, walks to the kitchen and asks his mom Lisa (I call her Lisa now btw) if there is anything to eat, “No bitch !” She replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed. Now Andrew…wakes-up jumps out of bed and he’s in the kitchen, he sees his mom fixing some for work, after a long hard night of giving her husband blue-balls, “Anything left for me Mother?” Andrew asks “Sorry Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again.” *so she goes to work taking her time * Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself “Man…I’d suck a dick for some water right now.” his mom storms back after hearing what he had said "I’ll buy you a soda if u do my first customer for me!!! "

Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Abajo who?

I have abajo of water with me.

Can i get a glass of water? I will give u anything u ask.

Really, than give me a pond of water

What happens when water loses its bottom jaw? It had a hurt o-chin(Ocean)!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pale of water Jack come down and then Jill came tumbling after so they had a baby…

How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY

my water was leaking, so i used flex tape. now i don’t know where to sower

So this women had a job she wanted to hang out with her boyfriend the she lied about having corona virus then she got out of work then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend then she said i lied now we can you no water sigh lick sigh then her boss texted Ew and YOUR FIRED. one more story one day this teen named alexis got kicked out of a house then went to live with her bf then she got pregnant posted it all on social media

how do you boil holy water? boil the hell out of it