Water jokes
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we donβt feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! πππππππππππππ
gay fish.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Whatβs green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
Three nuns had to go before Mother Superior. The first one goes up to her and she says, "Have you sinned?" "Yes, I have, Mother. I have stolen a bicycle." Okay, said Mother Superior. "Say 100 Hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water." Up comes nun number two and she says she has sinned. "She slept with a married man." So Mother Superior says, "Okay, say 500 Hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water and go on your way." The third nun comes up and she says, "I peed in the holy water!" π€£ππ€£ππππ
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!