me: i have depression
someone: u should get out more! go outside
me: *goes to the beach* now its a tropical depression
why do priests perform baptisms, so they can see children wet
(Titanic walks into a bar) (britannic) what would you like to drink (Titanic) a ICEBERG.
See, morbid humour is just like water, not everyone gets it.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"oh my God, you're such a beach"
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
The W in African stands for water.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out man.
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and your wet.
I went to the Dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friends girlfriend because she really wanted to go but he just got out of surgery and he said take care of her so I said will do bro I’ll bring her back fuller that a topped up water bottle
The W in Africa stands for water.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)
Roses are red Get on the ground gimme your stuff get ready to drown.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you Jesus for creating holy water
if you want kfc poor water on a poor person outside our resterant and film it
2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar , '13 pints of water please' he says to the barman 'Oh fuck not you again' barman replies 'You boys are about to see something real special' says Jesus
what would happen if a dam broke when you are on it? You would be dam unlucky
