Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A Water gun.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn't wave back🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
