Water jokes
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Did you know that water is wet?
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.