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What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
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I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Pulling up to the movie theater
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Okay, guys. Today we're gonna read the Women's Rights of 1920...
Okay, thanks for watching!
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
I'm pretty socially awkward when talking to girls, so I watched a video on how to keep conversations going.
The guy said to try and find things that remind you of something else and talk about that. For example, "that oak tree over there reminds me of the one we used to climb in my backyard as a kid. It used to be so much fun... and so on."
So next time I was having a conversation with a girl, I saw a red truck. So I said, "that red truck reminds me of the time my house burned down when I was 6." She said, "oh, and the fire trucks came to your house?" And I said, "no, I was getting molested in a red truck when my house burned down."
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
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I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.