Timepiece jokes

What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.

Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.

When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.

When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.

My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.

But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"

My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.

I ate a watch once... it was time-consuming.

Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.

I told my lesbian friends, "I wanna watch," so they bought me a Timex®.

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.

I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.