What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? they both start at 12.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac. When an American has it go backwards it tactic.
I ate a watch once... it was time-consuming
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex, guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch
wanna hear a joke about measurment... nevermind it would take to long
