Timepiece

Timepiece Jokes

Priest

What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.

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  • Tic Tac

    When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.

    When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.

    Rolex

    My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.

    Mind

    Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.