Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is basically asking if you'd rather watch some soccer (PL, probably Premier League) or perform fellatio. Then, the punchline is some dude saying he'd rather fart on the dude's junk. It's supposed to be shocking and funny, but really, it's just kinda gross. You probably think this is peak comedy, but in reality, your brain is smoother than a freshly paved road.