Warning Jokes

Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...

Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT..

Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying

The sun is out and the peado vans are out. Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again.

WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!

Was it the pills that stopped his coughing or was it the coffin they carried him of in?

Warning:if u dont like gummy bears DO NOT READ

Q:what do you call a mexican gummy bear

A:Delici-Oso

if a black person calls you a cracker, let them say you can say things they can't say like, "thanks for the warning officer"

never search up monkey with blue balls

I'm not saying you're stupid. But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, Do not place over head"

I saw a sign that said “Falling Rocks.” I tried it and it doesn’t.

Why did half of the world to go hell? Because the were laughing at morbid jokes (You've been warned)

Guys if you saw a post from someone is pretending to be me don't listen to them. I'm just going to be out for 3 days. or maybe for a mounth break. There are a lot fakers.

We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.

I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm she said “ is it because I warned him when hottness came” I said “ no, you don’t shut up

if your a cat person never let hungry chinese into your house they might just have a snack

I invented a time traveling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid, they told me, "it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!

When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

please stop using this thread it is cancer

Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel. The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning. The guys show up and the guards shoot them. The guys die because the guards used real guns.