Warning Jokes

Warning:if u dont like gummy bears DO NOT READ

Q:what do you call a mexican gummy bear

A:Delici-Oso

I'm not saying you're stupid. But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, Do not place over head"

Warning, All unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art of war

never search up monkey with blue balls

Ms Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that. Little Johnny: Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

if a black person calls you a cracker, let them say you can say things they can't say like, "thanks for the warning officer"

One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. "I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂

I saw a sign that said “Falling Rocks.” I tried it and it doesn’t.

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website, when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised. Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

Why did half of the world to go hell? Because the were laughing at morbid jokes (You've been warned)

We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.

I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm she said “ is it because I warned him when hottness came” I said “ no, you don’t shut up

Guys if you saw a post from someone is pretending to be me don't listen to them. I'm just going to be out for 3 days. or maybe for a mounth break. There are a lot fakers.

Warning! Cringe Alert! What happens when you leave your phone at jail? It becomes a cell-phone.

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didnt they warn us.

Everyone just as a warning stay AWAY from akeld!

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.” Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”