Warning jokes
Commander: "Fire a warning shot."
Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."
Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."
Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*
Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.