Jokes
Memes
Community
Categories
Explain Bear

Events

Joke of the day
Meme of the day

Games

Crosswords Arena

Popular

Twin Towers jokes
Orphan jokes
Lesbian jokes
Priest jokes
Hairline jokes
Morbid jokes
Wheelchair jokes
Autism jokes
9/11 jokes jokes
Chin jokes
Flat jokes
Incest jokes
Indian jokes
Stephen Hawking jokes
Hormone jokes
Testicle jokes
Mitosis jokes
Prostitution jokes
Sally jokes
Short jokes
All categories

Jokes
Memes
Community

Warning memes

Post meme

Best
Newest

Child

A yellow emoji face wearing large, dark-rimmed glasses, with buck teeth visible and a slightly open mouth. Above the face is the text, 'Stop hitting my child in the head with a lead pipe!'

Hunting

A photo of two signs. The upper sign is yellow and reads "SLOW, CHILDREN AT PLAY." The lower sign is white and reads "HUNTING WITH SHOTGUN ONLY."

Middle earth

A toy package with a figure of Gollum. The text on the package says, "MAKE HIM HOT! My Precious Smeagol Groom & Style Middle Earth Cuties WARNING: May attract A Sauron's gaze LOOK NICE 4 MASTER! Limitless Hairstyles Accessories Included Dill the Pony's tail The One Ring golden scrunchie Uruk-hai topknot Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb FINALLY KEMPTI The Two Towers Glamour Gollum Legboot". The package includes three accessories shown with graphics: "The One Ring golden scrunchie" and "Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb" and an image of possible hairstyles.

Time

Battery

*Sniffs kids*

The image shows a toy action figure box with the text SLEEPY JOE ACTION FIGURE written on it. Inside the box, there is a depiction of Joe Biden with his head slumped forward. Below it, the text reads BATTERIES *NOT* INCLUDED and a warning that the item contains socialism. Below that in a separate text box, is the text JUST ADD AAA BATTERIES AND HE SHITS HIS PANTS. In the upper right corner it reads NEW FOR CHRISTMAS: THE SLEEP JOE INACTION FIGURE. There is a red and white target circle with a blue dart to the right of the figure box.

Reality

Reality is a bitch

The image shows a green dumpster engulfed in flames, with the word "REALITY" superimposed on the image. Above the image, the text says: "Friend: How's your life going? Me: Everything's fine."

Body

FOR REALLLLL

A red and white sign that reads: NO TRESPASSING. WE'RE TIRED OF HIDING THE BODIES. There are several blood splatters and a spider web on the sign.

Teen

The image shows a two-panel meme. The upper panel shows a magazine cover with a headline that reads, "Paralysed teen learned to walk" and below "Hit by car...and paralysed again". The magazine also has two images, one of a woman standing smiling and another of her receiving medical attention. The text "As Jade is now" can be seen too. The bottom panel shows a close up of Iron Man with a caption that says "God" over his face and "Stay down. Final warning." at the bottom.

Boy

The perfect Dating Website doesnt exis-

A split image with a protogen character on the left and a text on the right saying: "Gay Hot~Fluffy~Protogens in YOUR area NOW!!!!!! These boys desperately want a boyfriend! Join now! *warning* these boys will pursue you."

Platform

A yellow sign with black text that says: "Keep back from the platform edge or you may get sucked off."

Santa

A cartoon image shows Santa Claus standing next to a reindeer whose legs have been replaced with cinder blocks. Santa, looking exasperated, is saying, "I TOLD YOU NOT TO STOP IN JACKSONVILLE." The background depicts a snowy urban scene with buildings.

NASA

The image is a meme with a top part showing a news headline stating, "NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable", dated March 18, 2021 by Alex Brault. The bottom part depicts Shrek looking distressed with text saying, "NASA security trying to stop me from testing that theory:".

Rectum

A close-up shot of a gas pump nozzle with a caution sticker that reads: "CAUTION: DO NOT INSERT IN MOUTH OR RECTUM." Text at the bottom says, "I have no words..."

Sign

found this at imgflip: https://imgflip.com/i/751nxa

The image shows a sign that reads "小心滑倒, Slip and fall down carefully." Below the sign is a crude stick figure with an annoyed expression and the text "CLOSE ENOUGH."

Deer

The top image shows a yellow road sign with a deer symbol and the text "SUICIDAL DEER" and "NEXT 5 MILES". The bottom image shows a deer running with an explosive belt strapped to its body and the text "ALLAHU AKBAR".

Hearing

those apple headphone warnings do NOTHING

A cartoon image of a character with a wide, slightly unnerved smile, looking upward. The text at the top reads: "Me after saying 'what' for the 3rd time & still not hearing what they said." At the bottom right corner, the source is stated: boredpanda.com

Man

As a man can confirm

A toy in its packaging is labeled "Useless Man". It says, "This man contributes absolutely nothing to society! Lazy. Unwashed. Just lies around all day eating chips. Now with clothing!"

Penis

The image shows two blue boxes of 'Penis Pasta', with the word 'Penis' in large font above 'PASTA'. The pasta itself is visible through a round window, with each piece shaped like a penis. A cartoon character that also resembles a penis, wearing a chef's hat, is shown on the lower part of each box. A warning is printed below him which reads 'WARNING! INCREASES IN SIZE WHEN COOKED'.

Alpha male

"irresistible to women"

A screenshot of a Twitter post by a user named "Richard Strocher". The tweet text says: "We are the republicans your parents warned you about. We're smart, irresistible to women, and most importantly we're total alpha males. We are the future whether you like it or not. Stay mad!". Below the text, there is a collage of three images showing different young, white men. The man on the left is smiling, wearing a suit and red tie, with the White House in the background. The man in the top right is also smiling, wearing a suit, against a blurry background. The man in the bottom right has a somewhat broader face, a slight smile, and is shown in front of an American flag.

Bag

A man wearing a balaclava and camouflage clothing stands in a grassy field holding a rifle. Above him is text that reads: "Definitely do not soak a bag of flour in diesel fuel and let it dry for a day or two. And then, by no means, do NOT insert a firecracker into the diesel flour dough. That's redneck C4 and is super duper dangerous."

Next
- 1
- 2