Precaution jokes
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
Memes
COVID was a different ERA
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.
Memes
Community
guys please be safe online dont share your details ok???? <3
Does anyone have any tips on how to sneak out of ur house without getting caught?
There exists a world that you can only reach between 3:30 and 3:33 am, before you travel I must advise you of a few rules,
Rule #1. No matter how lovely they are Do not pick the flowers If you do, you’ll never get rid of them.
rule #2. If you see a tall man with no face Just keep walking. Whatever you do, do not stop to look at him.
rule #3. If someone offers you tea, politely decline and keep walking, if they follow you Run. Anything is better than drinking the tea.
and rule #4, The most important of them all. Wear a watch at all times, Time is weird there and if you don’t have a clock on you time will warp into Nothingness and you won’t know when to leave.
thats all, safe travels