Precaution jokes
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!
Keep yourself safe!
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
Community talk
guys please be safe online dont share your details ok???? <3
Does anyone have any tips on how to sneak out of ur house without getting caught?
There exists a world that you can only reach between 3:30 and 3:33 am, before you travel I must advise you of a few rules,
Rule #1. No matter how lovely they are Do not pick the flowers If you do, you’ll never get rid of them.
rule #2. If you see a tall man with no face Just keep walking. Whatever you do, do not stop to look at him.
rule #3. If someone offers you tea, politely decline and keep walking, if they follow you Run. Anything is better than drinking the tea.
and rule #4, The most important of them all. Wear a watch at all times, Time is weird there and if you don’t have a clock on you time will warp into Nothingness and you won’t know when to leave.
thats all, safe travels