Precaution jokes
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!
Keep yourself safe!
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
Community talk
guys please be safe online dont share your details ok???? <3
Does anyone have any tips on how to sneak out of ur house without getting caught?
There exists a world that you can only reach between 3:30 and 3:33 am, before you travel I must advise you of a few rules,
Rule #1. No matter how lovely they are Do not pick the flowers If you do, you’ll never get rid of them.
rule #2. If you see a tall man with no face Just keep walking. Whatever you do, do not stop to look at him.
rule #3. If someone offers you tea, politely decline and keep walking, if they follow you Run. Anything is better than drinking the tea.
and rule #4, The most important of them all. Wear a watch at all times, Time is weird there and if you don’t have a clock on you time will warp into Nothingness and you won’t know when to leave.
thats all, safe travels