Precaution

Precaution jokes

Rape

Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.

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    Condom

    What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.

    Sex

    Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.

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    Does anyone have any tips on how to sneak out of ur house without getting caught?

    There exists a world that you can only reach between 3:30 and 3:33 am, before you travel I must advise you of a few rules,

    Rule #1. No matter how lovely they are Do not pick the flowers If you do, you’ll never get rid of them.

    rule #2. If you see a tall man with no face Just keep walking. Whatever you do, do not stop to look at him.

    rule #3. If someone offers you tea, politely decline and keep walking, if they follow you Run. Anything is better than drinking the tea.

    and rule #4, The most important of them all. Wear a watch at all times, Time is weird there and if you don’t have a clock on you time will warp into Nothingness and you won’t know when to leave.

    thats all, safe travels