Precaution jokes

Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.

Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!

What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.

Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.

Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!