How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
