Warfare jokes
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
Memes
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.