Warfare jokes
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
"If we donβt have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.