What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
