Warfare jokes
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
join the nugget army
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
"If we don鈥檛 have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!