Warfare jokes
US Marine: Knock knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.