What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
“If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag.”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
it was just a big hunter killer drone
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
