What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
