10+ Best Warfare Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Army

An image of a group of characters wearing futuristic yellow and red armor. The text above them reads: "My army of homeless people who I've been feeding tuna fish sandwiches mobilizing against the CIA agents outside my house."

Nugget

join the nugget army

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

World War 3

A fighter jet is parked on a runway under a blue sky. Text is overlaid on the sky, stacked vertically. From top to bottom, it reads: World War, World War 2, World War 3, 2 World 2 War, World War: Tokyo Drift, World and War, World 7, War 8. A large red arrow points from the right towards 'World War 3', with the text 'You are here' next to the arrow.

Continent

The meme consists of four panels. Each panel shows a person with the British flag over their face. The first panel reads, "Create colonies on new continent." The second panel reads, "Tax the colonies to pay for your empire." The third and fourth panels read, "Lose to the colonies in a war."

Crayon

A cartoon drawing of a man with an orange head, beard, and glasses. He wears a white t-shirt that says "I HATE" in black text above the word "Fun" in rainbow colors. He holds a bunch of multi-colored crayons in his left hand. Below the drawing is a screenshot of a tweet from user Gurt stating, "nuclear warfare is not based millions on innocent people will die". The tweet source is @SteyrACR_real.

Impalement

A historical portrait of Vlad the Impaler, a man with a long nose, dark mustache, and long dark hair, wearing an ornate hat with jewels and a gold-trimmed tunic. The text overlay reads: "TRUST ME. YOU ONLY HAVE TO IMPALE A FEW OF THEM. THE REST WILL GO HOME."

Consequence

An olive-green artillery shell lies in a metal tray. On the shell, the words "The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed" are handwritten in white paint.

Air

Afgans looking at the GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb like

A close-up shot of a man with a beard looking upwards with a worried expression.

Soldier

The image shows Spongebob covered in snow lying on the ground, with the text below it saying, "A Nazi soldier succumbs to the harsh winter temperatures of Stalingrad (Colorized, Circa 1942)".

Grenade

The image shows a grenade with Ariana Grande's face superimposed on the body of the grenade. The text above reads "Ariana" while the text below reads "Grenade."

Jokes

Drone

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

German

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

Drone

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.