Warfare jokes
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
US Marine: Knock knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.