Warfare jokes
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
US Marine: Knock knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
What's after R-P-G?
W.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence