Warfare jokes
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.