Warfare jokes
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
Memes
What's after R-P-G?
W.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.