Warfare

Warfare Jokes

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.

What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.

Know the nuclear bombs of the world.

🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb

🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”

🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb

🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing

🇮🇱🧨 what bomb

🇮🇷🧨 just self defence

There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.

There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.

A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.