Warfare

Warfare Jokes

War

What do call six gay men going in a war?

Rainbow Six Siege.

Orphanage

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

Knight

What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.

What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.

Orphan

Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?

Because homing missiles don’t work on them.

Grenade

What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?

They both squeal when you throw them.

Orphan

Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?

Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.

Bomb

Know the nuclear bombs of the world.

🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb

🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”

🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb

🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing

🇮🇱🧨 what bomb

🇮🇷🧨 just self defence

Love

There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.

Baby

There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.

A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.

Terrorist

I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.

Orphanage

What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?

I don't know, but it's messed up.