Warfare jokes
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.