Warfare jokes
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
US Marine: Knock knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.