"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Whats the difference between an ISIS militant base and a pakistani childrens school?
I dont know, i just fly the drone.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What's after R-P-G?
W.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
