Warfare jokes
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.