Warfare jokes
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.