I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war
Women: “Men used to go to war now they go to clubs” Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked now it’s $3.99”
Steps to win a nerf war Step 1. Take out nerf bullets Step 2. Load hollow points Step 3. Win
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2 He never talks about it.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.