War jokes
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!