War jokes
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!