War jokes
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!