Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
War Jokes
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
