Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Like, really dark. It's saying Asians have squinty eyes because of the atomic bombs dropped on Japan. Get it? You probably don't. Based fact: You are probably on the shorter side and your humor is probably not very good.