"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
The Art of Losing
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is like when your mom tells you, "If you can't find a job, just start your own business!" It's technically advice from Sun Tzu, but it's also kinda useless 'cause if you could win, you would, duh! You're so smart!