Art of War

Art of War Jokes

"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."

-Sun Tzu, Art of War.

"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."

Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."

-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War