Art of War jokes
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!