War

War jokes

Story

    • A teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff.

    But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share?" "Yes madam... My daddy told me a story about my Mom." "OK, let’s hear,” said the teacher.

    “My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.” “She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.”

    Pin drop silence in the class!

    "Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"

    “Stay away from Mummy when she’s drunk...!!!”

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    • War memes

    Hitler

    • John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.

    Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"

    John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"

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    • 9/11

    • 9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

    It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

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    • Asian

    • Why are all Asians so skinny?

    Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.

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