War jokes
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"