War jokes
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
Memes
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!