War jokes
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
It's even better when they get charged by a 19 yo with a funny boom boom stick
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
*Loud explosion inside the tank* "Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
I declare war on Gwen!
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.