War jokes
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!