Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
War Jokes
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
