War jokes
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Memes
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!