War jokes
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.