Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: OOOWWWWW!!!! Get of me you overweight bucket of lard.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder ?!
Your mum !!!
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard? One's a good lot of fat the other's a fat lot of good