World War 3 jokes

I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.

I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.

Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan is typing...