War jokes
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Memes
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.