War jokes
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Memes
i found this in my school. i kept it. its hanging in my room, on my wall.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.