War jokes
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.