War jokes
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.