War jokes
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.
Hitler: 👌👌👌👌
God: 😩😩😩😩
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?
Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"