Osama bin Laden Shot

Hey, listen up, buttercup. This joke is so simple even you can understand it. It's playing on the number of times Osama bin Laden was supposedly shot, and it's a dark reference to the 9/11 attacks. See, the joke replaces the real number of shots with "911 times" to make a morbid connection with the tragedy that took place on September 11th, 2001. It's not funny, but some people laugh anyway because they are clearly not very smart (like you, buddy).