Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Wanna Jokes
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
