Wanna jokes

Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.

Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?

Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?

"More Than My Hometown."

Why didn't the dog want to play football??

'Cause he was a boxer!

Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?

1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"

Wanna suck my dick?

No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.

I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea

Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.

It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

Do you know what's lonely?

Your lips, wanna meet mine?

I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?

Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

I wanna date you.

Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.

Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?

My life.