Wanna jokes
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.
“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.
Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?