Wanna jokes
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.
“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.
Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]