Wanna jokes

Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?

"More Than My Hometown."

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"

I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

Why didn't the dog want to play football??

'Cause he was a boxer!

I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.

Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea

Do you know what's lonely?

Your lips, wanna meet mine?

I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?

Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?

It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

Wanna me to show you a joke?

*Points at face* Funny, right?

I wanna date you.

Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.

Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?

- Sure.

Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]

Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?

They don’t know what home is.