Wanna jokes
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.
I told my lesbian friends, "I wanna watch," so they bought me a Timex®.
It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.
“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.