Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny
wanna clean old man takes a bath with bubbles wanna hear the dirty bubbles is the 14 year old next door
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month" , "month" got killed by a gay guy and after that "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" 's sitting next to "month" 's grave he heard a guy asks his friend : 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On ? 》 , "Nun" get angry and he asks that guy : 《 What did you just said to your friend ? 》 , the guy answers : 《 A game on , why ? 》
"Nun" kills the two guys .
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Wanna know something funny? - Women's rights
You wanna hear a joke?
2 Emo's hanging out under a tree🤣🤣🤣🤣
How many Emo's does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wanna ram your pcie slot
Me: Hey wanna know my spirit animal
Friend: Sure
Me: Road kill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead
Me: Aren't you my son
Friend: So that's what mom was trying to hide from me
I have two things i wanna say: 1. when ppl swear stop taking it so fucking literally. if someone calls u a bitch, they're not calling u a female dog. if they call u a cunt, they're not calling u a woman's private part, they r calling u either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby or something along those lines. ffs 2. wtf
Roblox Brookhaven be like
ABC if you wanna be adopted ABC if you wanna be my friend ABC if you wanna be a banker ABC if you wanna rob the bank ABC if you wanna date ABC if you wanna sex
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, Cause I’m in your house every night doin your mo-om.
how much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)
Wanna here a joke?
Look in the mirror i'm sure you'll fine one there :')
What do you say to a black midget Wanna a shower you look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle
are you a noose cuz i wanna hang out with you
u wanna hear a indian egg joke? (yeah-) nevermind. u wont UNDAstand
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
I really wanna hit you right now but that would be animal abuse
What did the bulldozer says to the house?
I wanna bulldoze houses!
Are u a horse cuz I wanna ride u
