Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.
Arm Wrestle for the Bill
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This chucklehead doesn't want a doggy bag, but they're down to arm wrestle the waitress for the check. Get it? It's like saying, "I'm too cool for leftovers, but I'm up for a ridiculous challenge over who pays!" You probably still don't get it, but that's ok. You do you, champ.