Wanna jokes
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
So, I was sitting with my little brother and talking about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered, "A doctor!" I wanted to tease him so I said, "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you." I was hoping he would get mad or something, but instead, he calmly replied, "Brother, I said doctor. Not a vet."
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
I wanna fight Gwen!
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"